Notoriously known for the highest undergraduate suicide rate of any university in Canada, student life at SFU is a bit questionable. Our hero isn't exactly pleased with the aesthetics of the "concrete jungle" that is SFU.
- The entire university was designed like a prison; their main architectural center is a bleak concrete "Academic Quadrangle". At least make it a "Party Hexagon", "Englightenment Oval", or something more appealing... like a Borg Cube.
- I'll bet it's a good bomb shelter.
- Life or education? Not a hard call on this one.